blonde jokes

ok, it's time for some blonde jokes. :) we all know some, and have probably repeated them ourselves. to any of you blondes out there who may take offense to these jokes, just insert some other hair color into the appropriate places.


let me explain what brought on this urge to laugh at some blonde jokes. sometimes when fixing other people's computers at work before we send them out the door we will open various applications, files, play movies/audio just to verify that all is working as it should. (it's kinda embarrassing to get a machine back because we fixed one problem but created another one)


anyhow in this process i've found lots of funny videos that people have downloaded from the internet. here's one that i found (and then looked up on youtube) recently that made me chuckle.







direct youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seU7iMHijrk


and now here's one of my favorite blonde jokes. i don't even remember where i heard it first.


once upon a time there was a Blonde Convention. blondes from all over the world were gathering to try to come up with a plan to once and for all dispel the stigma of idiocy that had been attached to their hair color.


there was a reporter who heard about this convention and he had to go see it for himself. when he first arrived he tracked down the convention director and told her that he was a reporter and wanted to help their cause. he proposed that they find the brightest "blonde" in the group and bring them up on stage. he would then ask him or her a couple of simple questions. if he/she got them right then the reporter would write up a full page article denouncing all the myths about blondes and how they really should be respected.


the director thought this was a great idea and told the reporter to give them a day to figure out who was the smartest and to come back to the morning session the next day.


the next day the reporter and he blonde were up on stage:



reporter: what's the capital of the United States?

blonde: um . . . New York?



reporter: no i'm sorry.



audience (chants): give her another chance! give her another chance! give her another chance!



reporter: ok, next question. how do you spell "house"?



blonde: h - o - w - s - s



reporter: no, i'm sorry, that's wrong too.



audience (chants): give her another chance! give her another chance! give her another chance!



reporter: ok, this is the last question. after this i give up. what is 1 + 1?



blonde: is it two?



audience: give her another chance! give her another chance! give her another chance!




ok, your turn.