(after they've come in and woken us up this morning and are now leaving the room)
twins: give me a waffle!

wife: where did we get such bossy self-centered little angels?

me: from their bossy self-centered parents.

(long pause)

Adam and Eve. (relieved)
wife: oh good! as long as you weren't blaming it on me.


AuthorAbraham Lara
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